Her: I like listening to people scratch themselves because you can usually find out where they’re scratching.
Her: Do turtles have hands, or just feet? Do they even have feet?
Her: Sometimes I wanna be a guy, but like, a gay guy.
Her: Sometimes I just think about how weird teeth are.
Her: Actually humans are pretty weird in general. I wish we had more fur.
Me: what the fuck are you talking about??"